Hello raccoon.

Hi, Raccoons.

Welcome to the dumpster.

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We are here today to talk about Tim Dish and Iliand.

Ho Island.

Lots of hoes on this island, and I hate to ho shame, but I'm just calling a ho a ho.

I mean, did you see that party with the guys?

The painting party.

Any excuse whatsoever to take off all your clothes and twerk and just grind up on somebody's

hard deal i mean are they hard do you think i think so i mean they're right up on their dicks i think

the boys are into it oh my god meanwhile at the girls villa it's like snooze fest it's like a

fucking stupid talent show yeah i think vena's organizing it so villa, it's like snooze fest. It's like a fucking stupid talent show. Yeah, I think Vanessa's organizing it. Of course. It's going to suck. Yeah, because she sucks. I just can't stand her. Me too. I have to tell you, so this is our fourth episode in, and I need more. I need more, too. I need more spice. I need more sex. I need to see some shit happening. Yeah.

The format of these shows is weird to me. Why? I don't know half of the singles. Like we had eliminations this episode. I'm like, who's that? I'm like, who are these people? I didn't even know you were on the island, babe. I haven't even seen them. Yeah, let's get into the critique of it and then we'll get into the episode. But before we do that, we just want to remind everybody that we are in a pro pro. Yep. Hide you wife, hide you kids. We are insulting everybody out here. We don't word police. We are not politically correct. We're just here to have fun in a dumpster. Yeah. Give us a break. For real. Also go follow us on Instagram at

Reality TV cringe. We're still not a 2,000 followers. And I blame you guys.

Everyone listening has probably followed us. I know. I think we are. We need to reach more people.

And we do have a plan to do this, by the way. We do. We're going to start filming our shit.

Yeah. We're going to start filming our pods. Yeah. We already are filming our key keys on Patreon, which by the way, you need to go sign up for if you want bonus content. For sure. Add free content. Extra shit. Patreon.com slash reality TV cringe. It's only $5 a month right now that's right come on that's cheap right but we are going to

start filming ourselves we're going to start doing reactions we were going to go get our new TV for our

reactions I know you were supposed to get it at the Sam's club I was going to have my husband go and get it at

the Sam's club but we're just going to sit here in this new studio yeah our very our very fancy studio. And watch Sister Wives and welcome to Plathbill. And whatever the fuck else. And whatever else we want to watch and we're going to react to it. And we got a lot of shit to say, especially when we're watching. Although with Temptation Island, I have to say, like I noticed myself blanking out. Me too. Thinking about what I'm going to cook tonight.

Me too.

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