It's Monday.

April 30th. And the word of the day is telephonophobia, which means the

totally legitimate medical condition characterized by fear of phone calls.

Used in a sentence,

ableists need to check their phonophilic privilege

and learn to understand this serious ailment

that affects literally dozens of people.

Selective telephonophobia is worse still, that's the silent killer.

Okay, well I want the word next week to be whatever it is when you come too fast because she's too pretty because I just

doing this I want one I'm but this is I'm unfortunately that probably is named

after me but I'm no illusions I'm Eli Bosnick I I'm Heath Enright.

Broadcasting delayed from America's far center, we are the Skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, we're Kim Jong-unge stepped closer to world peace?

Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee will say n-uh verbally.

And Kagnay West shows us exactly where the white guilt runs out.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight,

our fellow skepticism,

no illusions, and Eli Bosnick.

Noah, Eli, just to avoid any awkwardness going forward.

Are there any crimes you guys are completely innocent of

that you'd like to avoid talking about on the show so you don't get yourself in

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