70: SimCity 2013 - We Can't Save This (Offline)

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Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Keith and Jesse are back with the newest installment of the 'We Can't Save This' series, and this time they're taking aim at SimCity 2013. It was impossible to sign into, and once you got in things only got worse. Get ready for some mind boggling choices, because EA strikes again.

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0:00.0	Hey guys it's Keith and this is Jesse and this is new player has joined
0:12.3	a podcast about the video games that people love and why they This is Keth and this is new player has joined.
0:12.8	A podcast about the video games that people love and why they love them.
0:15.4	And today we're tearing down cities.
0:18.6	I was going to say building up cities, but definitely not.
0:21.2	We don't even get around to it.
0:22.4	We are destroying cities the way EA destroys franchises
0:25.9	I guess we're not even getting online. We're not even we're not even accessing online
0:30.5	Because it's time for the second installment of our, we can't save this series or we jump into games that are so
0:37.1	irredeemable, we just have to talk about that.
0:39.4	And honestly, guys, to be honest, we love that we get to do these specific episodes.
0:44.6	Oh yeah.
0:45.6	We find it that you guys get to listen to it.
0:46.8	It's cathartic for us and today we're jumping into the world of the treasonously
0:51.2	bad Sim City 2013.
0:53.0	treason!
0:54.0	treason!
0:56.0	treason's in right now guys.
0:57.0	If you haven't been watching the news, treason's real in.
1:00.0	treason's real in right now.
1:01.0	This game is a disaster. The 2013 fifth installment of Sim City
1:06.5	that you couldn't fucking play. It's a mess and that's us being nice about it.
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