70. Rigley asks: What if phoenixes turned into tacos instead of ashes? (Remastered)

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Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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In our second April Fool’s special, the Whentbridge Timers go up against the Observatorium Grumblers in the biggest (and only-est) basketball game What If World’s ever seen. Pay attention, because the story might try to play some tricks on Mr. Eric. Lessons include: Everyone loses sometimes, and it gives us a chance to improve; Winning doesn’t make you superior to others. This remastered episode first aired on April 2, 2018. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions & submissions with a grownup's help via email at [email protected], voicemail at 205-605-WHAT (9428), Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or snail mail: What If World (or Mr. Eric) P.O. Box 4905 Panorama City, CA 91412 Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson. Advertise on What If World: [email protected]

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0:00.0	What if kittens paid the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? Corns were real. Only.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world?
0:25.0	World, this is What If World.
0:30.0	Hey there folks and welcome back to What If World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire off-the-cuff stories.
0:39.4	I'm Mr. Eric, your host and today I've remastered one of our most epic April Fool's episodes of all
0:46.3	time.
0:47.3	The sound and music are balanced better, and I took out a few little clicks and blips that I've learned how to edit out. I hope you
0:55.1	enjoy it and if you support us on Patreon or Apple you're getting a bonus
0:59.3	stump Mr Eric episode this week and I hope you enjoy that as well.
1:03.9	So let's get in to our very wacky story
1:07.3	which starts with a question from Pilar.
1:10.2	Hi, my name's Pilar.
1:21.0	I live in Louisiana. I'm six years old. I like basketball and my question is, what if baby sisters were Greek gods?
1:24.0	Thank you.
1:25.0	Pilar, when I was a kid, I had a t-shirt that said,
1:29.0	basketball is life.
1:31.0	Now, of course, I never got very good at basketball but I still really like it.
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