It is Tuesday, May 16th, 2017, and this is episode 70 of Backside of Magic.

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This is Backside of Magic, and I am Ryan. With me as always is my co-host Jeremy. Jeremy, can you hear me?

I can hear you. How are you doing, Ryan? I'm doing well. Good. You know why I'm doing well? No, why?

Because I still have ahead of me a brand new nighttime fireworks show to see.

You did not watch the spoiler-laden live broadcast that was recently published on the Parks blog, huh?

Right. The actual show published is quite a spoiler.

Yeah, it doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it? Well, actually,

I will sort of disagree a little bit. Okay. I know you're not a spoiler guy, but I actually don't feel

slighted by watching little garbage things on my laptop or a phone on YouTube. To me, it really does not mean that it's not a first

experience. Also, I really don't form an opinion from these. I really leave it to the first-hand

experience to dictate how I feel about it. Okay.

I just, you know, I have enough fun things to do at home.

I feel like as much as we go to the parks, when there's something new to be experienced at

the parks, I want to save it for the parks.

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