By the way, everyone, massive, massive, massive fauxpard from me.

I didn't plug my mic in today, and thus the whole episode is me and Leo speaking from the audio of my iPhone microphone.

We do need to sort ourselves out.

This is just absolute chaos all the time.

I can only apologise.

Please bear with us.

We are working to better strategically

align and produce this podcast. Please don't switch off. We are, or I am specifically,

an embarrassment and I do apologise.

Hello everyone, this is now the fourth time I've tried to do this introduction of the Lesbian Sepa Club podcast this week.

You are welcome today by Scarlett and Leo, who's currently sat next to me with a pair of shorts on and no underwear underneath because she's got not a single ounce of self-respect.

What do you have to say for yourself?

When you have gaping pants that are too big, I'd rather go free. Is that the only thing that's

gaping down there? How are we all today? We hope that if you're in London, you're enjoying the sun,

it's fucking boiling. We don't have any aircon in any facilities ever anywhere because to be

fair, the weather is usually shit. So I'm absolutely not complaining. We have decided to jump on this

podcast actually today to talk about the nuance of people's perceptions of you, your perceptions of yourself,

and also the differences when people are describing or reciting arguments, situations,

and relationships in their life, and basically the sentiment of there always being three sides to a story which is

your truth, the other person involved their truth and then also something that lies within the

middle of that which is probably the most accurate representation of any situation that unfolds

in our life but before I jump into that there's a couple of things that I want to just discuss

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