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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

70: EP 70 - Mystic Geoff 2021

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It's all about predictions this week. I look back at my shouts for 2020 to see how much I got right, and how much I can creatively spin the things I got wrong.

We then look ahead to 2021 and I confidently predict that people will still argue about Brexit, Sturgeon will nut someone and Prince Harry will have a public meltdown.

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0:00.0

What Most People Think

0:04.5

Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, What Most People Think.

0:14.3

Hello and welcome to episode 70 of What Most People Think.

0:17.7

I hope you had a great Christmas.

0:20.0

I hope you, how was it?

0:54.6

Was it all right? Was it a good chance? Finally a chance to just sit at home, you know, just relax and watch some telly because you know, 2020 I've just been out and about buzzing about. It was finally a chance to lock down in my own home. My God, we'd had enough of that, hadn't it? I mean, there was definitely this year of all years, the novelty of being out of sitting your house was a war a bit thin, you know, and it does seem as we talk, how many times have I said that at the beginning of these podcasts that we are, there's going to be some sort of, there's going to be another lockdown, isn't it? Because cases are spiraling. The NHS is under threat. The whole cycle, we're going through the whole cycle again.

0:58.7

And I think if they do do another national lockdown, what are they going to do?

1:02.0

They've called it Tier 4, which is basically lockdown.

1:03.5

They're going to call it Tier 5.

1:06.9

Or maybe they should just call it, just call them all bank holidays.

1:12.3

We've decided to give Britain 30 consecutive bank holidays. That's right. Christmas is carrying on everybody. Yeah, one thing I did find, one thing I didn't eat as much as I would in

1:19.2

normal years because I wasn't visiting as many houses. And you know what it's like. I spoke

1:23.0

about this on the Patreon-only podcast that I did on the 27th. But you just, when you go around people's houses, this is a man of a certain age.

1:30.4

You've got to deliver people looking to you as the new patriarch of the family to put away

1:36.0

some serious food.

1:37.1

I don't know why this is a merit for a man.

1:40.6

You know, I don't know if it's come from some sort of hunter-gatherer thing that we

1:43.7

would need to know that the man was well fed before he went off to catch another fucking bison or whatever it was. I wouldn't have been catching no bison. I would have been bringing back like, I would have been bringing back like animals that were clearly already dead when I caught them. I would have come back and go, there you are, family, eat. They're going,

2:01.1

yeah, this rabbit is dead. This was already dead. We saw it on the path the other day as we went

2:05.9

to get water. It's been, I killed it. I killed the rest. It's a different rabbit. Eat. You know what?

2:11.6

I'll stick with the berries. I had another thing as well, because obviously now we get,

2:15.4

we get so much packaging at home with

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