69: EP 69 - Xmas Special with Romesh Ranganathan

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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I don't think I've laughed so much during a record as I did during this episode. We started off with a catch-up about politics & Romesh's working year to date. Then we dived into some festive letters, covering such areas as why the name 'Mandy' is a bit 'booby' and why 'FIFA 21' could be a euphemism.

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0:00.0	What Most People Think of
0:05.0	Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Ladies.
0:09.0	Lookdown, Lockdown, What Most People Thinked.
0:14.0	Hello and welcome to episode 69 of what most people think of.
0:18.0	Why did I say 69?
0:20.0	Like that. Am I getting at something?
0:21.3	Ladies. Look, we're in the build-up to Christmas now. I'm recording this early in the week, commencing the 21st of December. And it's all going to tits up. It's fair to say. I mean, a week is a long time in politics, isn't it? Remember about a week ago? we're the first country rolling out
0:18.4	the vaccine
0:19.5	we're all Britannia
0:20.4	yeah
0:20.8	and now a long time in politics, isn't it? Remember about a week ago? We were the first country rolling
0:38.3	out the vaccine, Royal Britannia, yeah? And now apparently we're the basket case of the world.
0:43.8	Food riots. Food riots are coming. Shortages fighting in the street. You know, Matt Hancock and
0:51.0	Boris Johnson find out that the shocking news, if you make your country sound like it's the set of like 28 days later or World War Z,
0:59.3	then other countries might just listen and act accordingly.
1:02.0	And even if you were just trying to get a message over to get your latest round of restrictions in,
1:07.0	you might actually make things a whole lot fucking worse.
1:10.4	Look, since we last spoke, many of you are now in tier four. One thing I have noticed, right? One thing I've noticed is that all the Northerners that we're fucking being victimized, mate, you know what I mean? The fucking look what they're doing to the north. Well, now look what they're doing to the south. They a new tear for us and maybe as some people pointed
1:28.6	out some northerners pointed out to me that this is like a yet again the south you know they've got
1:33.2	just go one better haven't we you know i ours is cost more we've even got bigger tears than you
1:39.8	do you know what I mean we've got more tears a bit more space in it um to him. But look, this week podcast, I'm going to mention the patrons first. New patrons this week. We've got Matt Cod. Matt Cod. People just making up names now to fuck with me. Matt Cod, we've got C.A. Just C.A. together. This must be another person woken. Woking? Is that new word for when a
2:03.6	woke person goes to work? Yeah, I just went to woke today at a university. And yeah, I've been
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