You're lost and confused, and it's no surprise what you need is advice from these two wise guys

Cute very cute. It's actually it might be too cute. Yeah rewind it

We've never played it

Hey, welcome to a fire you the only invited post. Oh

No holy shit now we really need to rewind this or we just turn this into an advice pasta like I said the only advice pasta eating on the internet

by us

The only advice podcast on the internet hosted by us. I'm your blue infield and I'm Jake her woods

You know what it is. I'm trying to find out who wrote that song while I'm speaking at the same time. I think her name was

Julie O'Brien. I knew it. I knew it. Thanks so much to Julie O'Brien for sending in that theme song

We're trying to play a new theme song in every single episode and so far it's worked out. Yeah, thanks to you guys

We get submissions that are email which is if I were you show at gmail dot com and if it's good

We'll play it at the beginning or the end of the podcast. It's truth

So if this is your first time listening to this podcast

Turn it off. We don't need you. If you weren't here from the beginning

Then you're not worth it to us. We are the most exclusive podcast on the internet

We have our fan base and we don't want anymore

So if you hear your friends being like hey, I'm just actually getting into this podcast

You'd be I like yo, no, I was into it at episode one

And they don't need your support the young and even heard sees the cheese you haven't earned it

You don't know sees the cheese right now. You don't deserve to listen to this podcast jerks

We started from the bottom and we're still there

So how it works is we get real emails from real people about you know

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