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Here we are again. Welcome back on to authentic sex, Nicholas.

So good to have you back. Finally, I can't believe that it takes this long just to get you on as a guest when we bloody live together, parent together, love together.

It only gets longer. It's only getting longer.

But that's, I don't know, maybe that could be favourable.

It's more exclusive.

I don't know.

I'd like to have you on as a regular guess.

But I think our main obstacle right now is it's hard to find time when it's just to the two of us.

And the only time that it's just the two of us at the moment is when the kids are asleep.

And when the kids are asleep, often the last thing I feel like doing, to be really honest,

is sitting down and doing anything other than

relaxing.

Yeah.

Now, I had a moment, like an eight-mile moment, psyching up in front of the mirror for

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