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This is the history hyenas podcast.

We're fucking history hyenas, and that's why we go fucking wild.

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I'm Chris DiStefano, and I approve that message.

I approve going... So listen, I don't want to hear anyone listen to this podcast saying, oh, that was incorrect. They got a fact wrong. First of all, how the fuck do you know? Were you there? You weren't there? You weren't there? Well, most of history is written like fucking, you know, 10 years after this shit already happens. Yeah. You don't know shit.

Just like we don't know shit. And it's always written by the victors and the rich and the powerful. So how the fuck do you know? You don't know shit. It's always, history's written by the winners. And that's my first point. My second point is we don't give a fuck. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. We're doing history the way we want to do history.

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We're fucking history the way we want to do history yeah

we're fucking history hyenas we're not history professors we're and listen we're hyenas first and then

we love we love history but we're high i mean this yonis you know stands up on twitter and

facebook and instagram every single day and talks about how a big grade of an american he is but then he wears a Montreal Expos hat wherever he fucking goes you know what

that is hashtag hyena and look we're history I think we're history hiena second you think we're

history hanging a second what do you think we are first TBG true blue gay I would say that's

one and a half what do we yeah number one first number one before straight white males I think that's one and a half. What do we, yeah. Number one first? Straight white males. I think that's one in a quarter. One and a quarter. What are we first? Uh, fucking, the first, we're wild. That's one in a tenth. One in a tenth. I'll give you a hint. What? It starts with a sea. Oh. I know what it is. We're CWS's.

Coyotes with Spoodies! I mean, I mean, you know, at the end of the day first, I think we're Qudies with Smoothies. At the end of the day first, we're Cooys with Smoothies. And Patreon members only are going to start getting some Cuties with Smoothie T-shirts. Listen, guys, you got to sign up for our freaking club

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