Welcome back, Redheads. Another episode of the Red Heads Book Club in the queue. We are just firing in all cylinders here. I'm so excited to see you guys. How's everyone doing? I will start with Dana because she is going to be the leading expert of today's episode. Dana, how are you? I'm great. I would like to announce that I am going to shave my legs this week so that's the big development in my life and otherwise just a normal day in the queue.

Wow. Okay so what's the plan for shaving your legs like is this going to be sponsored by someone? Billy Razers, maybe?

Oh my God, I wish I had the forethought to like get some sponsors involved. No, I, like, my only interesting fact is that I may use Nair. I haven't bought it yet.

I've been toying with the idea. I haven't used Nair since like fifth grade when I was first

allowed to use it and not use a razor but I don't know any thoughts on

narrowing my legs instead of shaving.

Dana I don't even know if nair is gonna work you need to like give them an acid.

Yeah I don't know either. It's like nare barely works when your legs are like a normal amount of hairy, so why are we going to nare when it's like industrial amounts of hair? I don't know just something about a

normal razor shape feels like it won't work so I'm like having for alternatives.

And you're gonna have... But why don't you just try? But you're also gonna have to clean

this shit out of like your

bath or shower when after you shaved like when I shaved it was it lined my tub with my

hair and yours is much worse. Yeah like you do it outside. Yeah I can do like sleep away camp style like get a bucket like get water and a towel.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking you need to do it like outside the bunk on the porch and just throw the hair in the trash or you could maybe

donate it at this point.

You can maybe knit a sweater for the imminent winter.

Well glad to see that you're doing well I hope your brain is on you

know full capacity because it's going to be working OT today.

Sinatular how are you? I'm good I cried like two two times today, so it's lower than normal.

Wow. What's going on? Nothing. I just hate the fucking quarantine, okay?

Yeah, I understand. But you're happy to be here with the Red Heads Book Club, right?

Yeah, of course.

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