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🗓️ 17 August 2020
⏱️ 212 minutes
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0:00.0 | There were four minutes left before closing. |
0:04.0 | If I had gone to the bathroom, done my business, and stood in myself in the mirror for a few moments, |
0:09.7 | the ticket would have gone to someone else. |
0:11.8 | If I hadn't had such great luck with green lights the ticket would have gone to someone else. |
0:12.9 | If I hadn't had such great luck with green lights at the time and my way back from the previous |
0:17.1 | delivery, it would have gone to someone else. |
0:20.6 | If any number of things happened during the day to prevent me from being at the counter available when that ticket came in, I would have been spared and night of black terror. |
0:31.0 | But we were still open for another four minutes and I was able to take the delivery. |
0:37.0 | The order was for an extra large pizza cooked, quote, solidly crisp, loaded with as much meat as the dough could handle. |
0:46.1 | The box itself sadged, the weight almost cumbersome. |
0:50.4 | As I walked out of the restaurant, bearing the burden, I heard the distant howling of dogs. |
0:56.5 | I was sure they had smelled the meat-heavy package. |
1:00.3 | I drove for nearly 45 minutes. |
1:03.1 | The neighborhood was technically beyond our service area, but there weren't any other Peter |
1:07.0 | places closer to it, and the order would cost enough for my boss to give it the go-ahead. Each additional meat topping was |
1:14.8 | two dollars and the customer had ordered enough to have gotten two or three other |
1:19.1 | two-topping pizzas but they hadn't wanted that apparently. |
1:23.0 | Instead, they ordered something that was more lasagna than pizza. |
1:27.0 | They hadn't even ordered excesses of cheese or sauce to compliment the abundance of meat. |
1:32.0 | It was an unusual order. cheese or sauce to complement the abundance of meat. |
1:33.6 | It was an unusual order, but in the two years I worked the job, I had seen a few wader things. |
1:41.5 | Ordinarily, I described the area as simply rural, but as I pulled onto the road that led into the smaller cluster of houses, I found myself applying other descriptive terms to my surroundings. |
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