We run it on QI a few years ago. Yeah, which was there's no such thing as a fish.

It's not a nice such thing as a fish. No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater life.

He says it right that first paragraph no such thing as a fish.

Hello and welcome to no such thing as a fish. This is a QI Elf podcast coming to you from our offices in Covert Garden.

My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with three other QI Elfs, James Harkin, Anagizinsky and Andy Murray.

And once again, we're huddled around our microphone and these are the best facts that we found out from the last seven days.

So in no particular order, here we go.

Okay, fact number one, we're going to start with you James.

Okay, yeah, my fact this week is a computer game has been invented that takes more than a lifetime to complete.

Is it digitized monopoly?

Oh, yeah, because remember that thing we found there was a computer simulation of monopoly and they found that something like 12% of all games will go on indefinitely.

Yeah, which is not true because it's much more than that.

What do you mean so with monopoly? How would it go on?

Everyone would own a certain portion of the body just keep going.

Terry Preciott has a computer game in his book which is called Journey to Alpha Centauri, which takes over 3000 years to play.

And it's just you know the screen save the very old passion screen save with just the moving dots for a spaceship.

It's that with a counter counting down for 3000 years.

And at the end, the dot appears in the middle of the screen and it says welcome to Alpha Centauri now go home and someone has actually made that it's a very rough game.

We're going to find out about this.

No, what's going to be going on?

Okay, this came from the design museum I went there this weekend.

It's the design of the year 2014.

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