#7 Krystal’s Voice is a Combo of a Porn Star and a Fairy Princess

The Betchelor

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3.7 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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On this week’s episode of The Betchelor, Jordana and Aleen discuss Krystal’s annoying voice and creepy hometown date. They talk about Arie pretty woman-ing Bekah M, Annaliese’s absurd bumper car freak-out, and the showdown between Bibiana and Krystal. Finally, they play 'Shoot, BFF, Party With' with Siene, Bibiana, and Chelsea and discuss which of the awkward first dates they’d prefer in real life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, welcome to the Bachelor. I'm Eline. I'm Jordana and this is week two of the
0:19.8	season of the Bachelor. Don't still don't know how to say his last name. It's Lion Dick.
0:24.6	All right, Lion Dick, that's the same. It's really easy to now do because it's Lion
0:29.2	plus Dick. But it's like more sweet as she like this. I think he's from Holland. Yeah, you
0:34.8	didn't see when he like had his hometown date. Do you remember hometown date with Emily Maynard
0:38.8	and his mom was like wasted? No. Yeah, go back to that hometown date. Okay, I wish we could
0:45.2	listen to it now, but this is a posh because live shows. Right, right. This episode was actually
0:51.3	like pretty entertaining. I agree. I'm kind of enjoying the season so far, which is not usually
0:56.3	I'm kind of like same shit, new year, whatever. This is like, I don't know. I kind of like it because
1:01.3	Ari's so fucking creepy that it really is exciting to watch because you're like, he tries so hard.
1:07.5	He tries so hard. And also like, it's kind of this, he's the type of guy that I'm noticing that like
1:15.2	would fall in love with anyone. Yeah. Like the fact that he was so smitten by crystals shows that
1:20.5	he's really just trying like forcing himself to like anyone. Well, here's a here's a thing I
1:26.6	think about Ari is that he does not like smart girls. I don't think I think he has some insecurity
1:31.8	about his own intelligence. Yeah. As as we saw with like the see this her name is CN. Yeah, yeah,
1:38.2	yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She went to Yale. I like didn't even really graduate high school. Yeah.
1:44.1	Yeah. So it just made me think like he like pretended to be impressed by it, but I actually think
1:47.5	he's like intimidated by anyone who's kind of smart. Right. He he he was like, oh, not way you
1:51.6	want to yell. And he's like nervously laughing like about to start crying, which could be the reason
1:55.7	behind why they said that he was like taking a lot of sorority girls and like why he would probably
2:00.7	do well with crystal who doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer, but like it's like
2:04.4	pretty high. Right. Okay, but she's like not like she is a good she's really jacked if you want to talk
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