Hey Happy Campers! This is Camp Counselors. A good-natured podcast hosted by your favorite

fake Camp Counselor, Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch, we love the great outdoors in theory.

But we'd much rather spend our time making friendship

bracelets spreading camper gossip keeping our heads in the clouds and avoiding

archery at all costs. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact

that we know little to nothing about camping.

So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

This is camp counselors.

Hey happy campers. Welcome back to campers with Zachariah and Jonathan. This is

week seven at Camp Shady Birch and it is a dark gloomy day here at the camp.

We're serving Slappy Joes.

We're serving cornbread.

We're serving dirt pudding and we're serving nothing but smiles and laughs to be had all around with the children.

What do you think about that?

I think that is exactly what we aim for.

It's written in the fine print when you sign that little contract.

Your parents dropped you off here to make boondoggle key chains,

to make lifelong friends, and to be thrown on the blob directly before a 400 pound security officer

and you are going to be launched into the deep end of Lake Winnipesaki before you know it kids.

Isn't this fun?

We love it here.

We love our jobs.

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