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Thank you. Hello, everyone.

And I'm Gaddi.

And as you can probably hear, we sound sick, or at least Gabby still does.

Yeah, we're recording this the day after we recorded the other episode of the podcast from Dumb Ways to Die, which, again, you can probably see.

The reason we didn't film it on that exact same day or record it is because we're not exactly doing so hot.

But, hey, content must be made.

Am I right, Gabby?

Always.

You literally have some tears streaming down your face. I haven't even any told you stories of people dying yet. My nose is stuffed up and I can't actually breathe in because it will

make feedback. I know. If there are any weird sounds or anything like that, I do apologize, but please note,

we will do whatever we can to keep producing things that make you happy.

Which, I mean, the stories that we're about to cover here today are definitely ones that

did not make the people that went through them happy, but I hope that their suffering does bring you some measure of enjoyment or at least humor.

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