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T with publicity, I am your host, Alyssa Maroso, and it is another glorious Tuesday.

Well, for me it's Monday, but pretty soon it will be Tuesday and it is time to spill some tea.

I'm going to do a shorter life update this week because there's not much to update.

And I want to focus on the upfront of the episode, talking about my career journey, how I got started, where I am now,

how I got my job at Barstool because I have a lot of questions and a lot of the OGs that have been following me forever know some of this,

but a lot, a lot, a lot of you are new and a lot of you have a lot of questions, how I got to Barstool, who I am, and all of that.

So McKenzie's here with me.

Hi.

Hey.

And she is going to ask me some of the questions that you guys wrote in.

And then we will jump into my interview with Fran from my office who's a coworker and talk a little bit about her career journey because I find it to be absolutely fascinating and I'm really excited to learn more.

So I want to jump straight into what I've been up to.

So I was away this weekend and it's been a while since I've like taken a trip or done anything.

Obviously, it's been like probably about a year since I've traveled.

And it was just really nice. Obviously, it still did like outdoor dinners stuff like that.

But it was just nice to get away a little bit and, you know, see a little bit of different scenery. I'm getting a little sick of New York at this point.

I don't have many takeaways other than the fact that I just had so many laughs, which just like my soul needed.

But the one thing that I did want to share with you guys, which is funny.

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