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🗓️ 24 May 2021
⏱️ 132 minutes
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0:00.0 | Once upon a time, in a mountainous land of Slovakia, there lived two orphans. |
0:07.0 | Well, I'm 24. |
0:09.6 | I think I qualify more as a guy without parents, rather than a classic orphan. |
0:14.0 | But if you were of some Ash and Tomco's cheeks, he would definitely give off an Oliver |
0:17.6 | twist vibe. |
0:19.7 | Regardless of classification, my parents died in a fire last summer. |
0:24.8 | Luckily, to use the term very loosely, while our parents burnt, with all of the families |
0:29.5 | earthly possessions, Tomco was out in a summer camp learning about wood carving and |
0:33.8 | reading maps. |
0:35.5 | One moment, I was living the exciting life of a bartender and Prague, a city where even |
0:39.9 | budgeting for one person is a hassle, and the next, I was Tomco's legal guardian. |
0:45.8 | I moved back to the town where our charred home made a neighbourhood depressing, plunged |
0:49.8 | my savings into a deposit and first month rent, and started the exciting life of being |
0:54.6 | his single dad. |
0:57.3 | Tomco was 14, pushing on 15. |
1:00.9 | I could handle four years of acting like an adult, right? |
1:05.0 | Wrong. |
1:06.5 | The first two months broke me. |
1:09.3 | Happiness and stability were never really prominent in my deck, but finding out about my parents |
1:13.9 | burned the entire set of cards. |
1:16.6 | I was meant to take care of Tomco, be the adult in his life, but really, it was the other |
1:21.6 | way around. |
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