Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer?

If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar.

The Genius Bar. That's my intro for this week. Dude, Sam, I thought that was so much less impressive.

I know, it's so bad. So last week you had a fantastic intro. And so in my notes,

almost like right after we get done recording an episode, I start writing the notes, my notes for

the following week. And the very first thing I put was it's my turn to do the intro next week.

It has to be funny because yours was hilarious. And I was like, well, I have to out do Sam.

But the reason we're recording this a day late and putting it out a day late because I've been sick

for the last few days. Nobody knows that. I haven't told anybody. But I've been sick. And I feel like I

got face fucked by the muesa next guy. So fuck the funny intro. I can't do it. That's all I got.

I just blew my entire load with that with that intro. All right.

Dude, have fun for the rest of the show. It's just you. Okay, great, great. Hey, what's up guys?

Welcome back to Genius Bar. Best podcast in the world. Hey, do I still have that voice memo from you

a few days ago? If you want you sent to me with what you sounded like? Because it was you might. Yeah.

You were so bad. Oh, well, you want to I will put it in the show. We'll play it now. Okay.

Sam, my voice is all fucked up. I'm very sick. I'm real sick somehow.

But I'm drinking lots of tea so I could try to record a podcast this weekend.

Okay, so that yeah, that was the voice memo. It was I was bad. Dude, I don't think I have it. Did you

sent you save it in the chat? I'm sure I have it. Okay, okay, good. Wait, do your voice

memos. Do you have it just said to go away? It's I think they expire in two minutes. No, why do you

do that? I don't think that's the default. No, well, why don't you change the default because

it's supposed to be easy for the user john? No, I want to keep that shit. If you say something

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