You can relax, Colleen and Derek have a podcast. The world is scary and we're locked in our home, but now we have big micro calls.

You can relax that's the name of our podcast.

Hello, welcome to Relax.

Starting off with a thumbs up. I thought thumbs ups weren't cool.

They're not. Did I, what did I claim I was trying to be cool?

I don't know. You're like, don't do a thumbs up. That's the worst thing you can do and then you start the show.

I never said the worst thing you can do.

Okay, but listen, um, here we are doing podcasts. I'm Colleen Bunger.

I'm Eric.

And we're married and we do this podcast to relax, but you know what?

We're not feel very relaxed, but we will be soon.

We're doing this podcast a little earlier than usual because we're going on a little getaway.

Uh-huh. Tomorrow morning. We are.

And we're going to go to a cool bizarre glass house cabin in the woods.

And it's like a mirror house or something.

Very odd Airbnb find really weird, but we just wanted to do something fun and different because we're sick of this quarantine.

I don't worry. We are being extremely COVID safe. We will not come in contact with any other humans.

The place we have found we made sure is extremely COVID safe.

It's in the middle of the woods.

In the middle of the woods in a mirror box.

So I was just like, I've been to build a mirror box on my ranch and rented out to unsuspecting Los Angelinos.

But it sounds like a place for like people who like Lafayoga and meditation and things and which is amazing, but it's not really.

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