Get off! What? You're waking up with Sarah and Vinnie. Oh my god!

Look at me better than that! Alice at 97-3.

Alice at 97-3. Sarah and Vinnie, Alice is warning show. Man, I have some fun stuff today.

I just, I love it. I love a day where there's like, oh and Tom Cruise is gonna try and get Shakira.

What? Oh, he should do that. Oh, he should totally do that.

Yes. I'm sure it's BS. You know these tabloids, they just have to come up with them, but man.

She's perfect. She's like 5-2. That makes him seem tall.

That's not nice. Well, what does he 5-4? I mean, it's great. So she's single now. You know,

that guy was cheating. Who cheats on Shakira? Not Tom Cruise. I'll tell you that.

Maybe though. Who knows, right? Yeah, I don't know. That's a weird one because I also see her as being

so smoke and hot and she's the hips that don't lie. She's dead. Maybe my hips don't lie.

Play that. I love how possible they do lie. Maybe she's frigid. Maybe she's someone who's like,

you know, yeah, I'm great looking. I'm a great arm candy, but I don't put out. And the guy's like,

I'm having the time of my life except for this one gaping hole in the resume where we don't do it.

Yeah. Like maybe they make out and her hips just lie there.

Is that you know how sometimes you can tell someone is like, good wants to do you because they're just

their hips do not lie about it. Now, I don't want to believe that that's the case. And I have,

we have heard stories on the secret show or podcast. It's called the secret show. We have

heard stories from women who say, we did it three times a week and that that pig still cheated on

me. So, you know, that happens too. That's aggravating. That's, you know, listen, I'm doing the work

here. I'm putting in the time. Right. Now, I don't, I can't understand that. That to me seems like,

okay, well, then why don't you divorce then like, why would you stay with someone who's working

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