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Welcome to Morning Glory. I'm Mike Graham. This, of course, is the home of common sense. It's Morning Glory and it's Friday the 1st of August. Believe it or not, we have managed to reach yet another month with this government still in charge. They haven't called an election yet. I don't know why, because they believe it in well should. It's all going pretty badly for them, you'd have to say. Front page of the Daily Express, record number of foreign sex offenders in British prisons. We'll be talking about that. Times goes the same way.

One in eight of all prisoners were born overseas. Front page of the Daily Telegraph, Labor bid to

silence migrant hotel critics. So if you've got something bad to say about migrants in hotels,

be very careful because they're going to be monitoring you, to be like the Starzy. Front page of the Daily Mail. Proof Starmer's Smash the Gangs campaign is a joke. Wednesday's arrivals, they say, 898. A new record set for channel crossings, even after he's done this deal with the French, which supposedly is going to stop them all coming. Nearly 900 arrived in Dublin from Northern France on Wednesday, bringing the total for 2025 so far.

We said this yesterday to 25,436, a rise of more than 50% on 2024.

If you want to talk about crime, the front page of the sun, it's got a Harry Rednapp story.

Apparently his house in Sandbanks was broken into by a hammer gang. They stole a lot of gems from his house. Luckily, he wasn't there. He's got a 5 million pound house down there in Dorset. It was clearly organised. The raiders must have known the house was empty, is what it says there. We've got so much to talk about this morning. So many gaffs to

show you as well. And I'm delighted to say, Deanna Davis is back. Deanna, very nice to see you. Hot footed to get in from Brazil to come and do this show, by the way. Just for me. So, you know, she's here not for a very long time. But for the next hour, certainly, we're going to be looking at all the big stories that we've got. If you want to get in touch with us, you know what to do.

034449-1,000. We're going to be looking at all the big stories that we've got. If you want to get in touch with us, you know what to do.

034449-1,000.

We're going to be looking ahead as well, so a lot of protests coming up this weekend in lots of different parts of the country. It's going to be in Epping, it's going to be in Aldershot, it's going to be in altering them up in Manchester, it's going to be in Norfolk, it's going to be in Diss,

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