Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Let my whistle with so with a little something something absolutely a little more a

little morning a little morning pick me up not talking about coffee or

cocaine just we got, well, we have to work our happy hours in as we can get them.

We have to work happy in wherever we can get it.

Exactly.

If that's 10.30 in the morning, then that's, so be it.

Yeah, if that's the only time we get a hang out,

then it becomes a party.

I'm having a screwdriver, which to me just

tastes like a flight to Vegas.

That's always a good time.

Screwdrivers you can drink any time of day and it looks pretty and it makes you feel feisty and like it's a good time and why not?

As long as there's juice in it.

It's a breakfast drink. It's a breakfast drink. It's a cocktail champions and it's great on a

summer day or a golf course or in quarantine.

I'm hoping it's going to loosen up my behole because I have been clenched.

I don't want it to loosen up your behold too much.

No, I don't either.

That's a whole other situation.

Don't judge because you know, look, if something happens, it's my chair so you can do whatever you want this is your time

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