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Public Figures

7: #7 | Grocery Stores

Public Figures

Audioboom Studios

Society & Culture, Improv, Personal Journals, Comedy

4.96.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

This week, Brian prepares for his comedy special, Aaron has to navigate some aggressive geese, and Dusty visits the Space Force. Then the guys get into this week's topic of Grocery Stores by learning about parking lot layouts, store display strategies, and shopping cart conspiracy theories.

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0:00.0

Hello, common folks, and hey, boars.

0:16.5

This is public figures podcast.

0:19.1

We're public figures.

0:20.1

You guys are just the public.

0:22.1

Welcome, as always.

0:23.9

I'm here with my co-host, Aaron Weber.

0:26.8

All right.

0:28.5

And he needs no introduction.

0:29.6

Dusty, the Knife Man Slay.

0:31.6

Okay.

0:32.6

Dusty's yielding, wielding, holding a knife at the table.

0:37.1

Oh, man. Look at that. Yeah, if you're listening, Dust, holding a knife at the table. Oh, man.

0:38.5

Look at that.

0:39.4

Yeah,

0:39.5

if you're listening,

0:40.3

Besty has a knife on him. What's that all about? Well, I always have a knife, but, uh, you don't take it out and flaunt it around the table, though. Yeah, but I'm kind of, kind of tired of some stuff going on around. It's a Montana knife.

0:53.4

Yeah.

0:54.7

That's what I gutfish with.

0:56.7

You ever play the game where you put your hand out on the table and then you take the tip of the knife and you go between the fingers? I have played that, yeah. When I was younger, we used to be reckless like that. Yeah, did you ever slip up, cut your hand? I've been cut many times. Yeah. Well, welcome, everyone. And that introduction was a little tongue-in-cheek there, guys.

1:13.1

I know what you think, that I think I'm better than you.

1:15.1

I mean, I probably am, but just a little joking around.

1:18.9

The Little Bates.

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