podcasting. No. Thanks for downloading this podcast. The 995 Kiss Billy Madison show sucks ass.

Ha ha ha. Gotta be honest. Just sucks. A big ass dude. I always thought, you know, working that Tuesday after Memorial Day sucked ass, but this might be a different level of suck ass. Who the hell signed this up for this?

I think you did. Why? Yeah, because you don't, you know, you're really a stickler about days off. I guess I'm an idiot. Yeah. I felt bad. Everybody was driving to work. Just looking miserable and pissed off. Oh, man, dude. I there was like a fight almost at the gas station this morning because like the gas station attendant. Some guy was trying to paint cash and the gas station attendant was like, my register is not ready. He's like, well, you better get your F and register ready. And I'm like, oh my god. Like it's about to go down. Like people are not in the mood this morning. No.

Already people are pissed off. Well, because it's always like one more sparkler and then we'll go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. And you get you get into bed after midnight. Yeah, it's like one o'clock. Yeah, it's crazy. And then people are popping off fireworks. He couldn't get any sleep. Yeah. So it's still worst. Yeah, it's just a terrible day. Yeah. You then it's like, you know, the morning's there. And it's like you should have left for work 20 minutes ago, but you know, you're girlfriend wants some sex. Exactly. So then it's like, okay, cool.

Yeah, no, you got to give her sex. Yeah, you got to give her sex. Yeah, the quick, probably the quickest sex I ever have in my life. Yeah, just get it done. Yeah. No, that was, that was amazing. So yeah, she want you coming to work with a full tank with us hot guys. Right. Yeah, definitely, definitely not. Right, Nard. Oh, what's wrong? Your mic's not working. Okay. Yeah, the one thing. I like that. I like that. Can we do that for now? Like we'll just turn it on when we need to. Because he sits over there so quiet. He sits over there like a girl with a tree on his nose.

And we haven't said the exact word that we need to say for him to speak up and let us know his mic's on on. I love that. You're so stupid. You're such a good boy. You're such a good boy.

He's a boss. He's like, no, I don't get much sun, but he's just tan as hell. I mean, he's got to be a president, right? He's gonna be the next president.

Like that's just funny. That is funny. People are all pissed off about it. And maybe if I lived in New Jersey, and I want you New Jersey beaches, then I might be pissed off about it. But it's like, don't I just laugh about it. It's just funny. Yeah. To me, it's like, hell, yeah, that's exactly what I would do. Yeah. Right. I would shut down. Can you imagine? I mean, okay. What's the whole goal?

Everybody wants to be like, you know, have this big family. Well, a lot of people they're dreaming. Have a big family. And then you're like, you're the head of the family. And like, you're the main guy, whatever. And it's like, and then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm such a bad ass in my family in the alpha male.

I'll shut down this entire state beach. And only us will go out there and stay in this governor's mansion on the beach where nobody can bother us.

How do you think this wasn't going to get out? I have no idea. I have no idea. Look pretty suspect. We're a 450 pound fat ass is out there on the beach. You're not going to miss that. I love it. And then, like, I mean, really the next day that he agrees to the deal that opens the state beaches back up just in time for the actual hall that he eats his weight. Yeah, I'm going to say that. Right. Yeah, he didn't want to be fat. Yeah, he didn't want to take pictures of me in the bathing suit. They went nothing. I get a great aerial.

All shot of him. He's like, I want to take my shirt off. I don't want people mocking me calling me fat. Hey, no, if you're not seeing the governor of Christy on the beach, wait until you see this, cool. Yeah, they, they, people are calling this actually not a bad picture of governor, Christy, but this is him right here.

No, this is him whole family on the beach. That's him right there. You can't miss him. He's right there. He's got that big, you know, it's not good. Yeah, it's the, yeah, right.

Yeah, it's like what a, like a bigger girl would have. Yeah, big, huge food. Yeah, he's got a male Fupa. I mean, Mupa, it's just weird because the amount of pressure that's going on in that area, like, and you, the fact that you can't see a penis is like, wow, because like, how is there that much

clothe that is pressing right up against his cross area? And there's no resemblance of a penis anywhere, like, no, none. What's weird, too, so you have that dude, just take it. I mean, he's like, this beach is mine.

Yeah, and I'm going to have this for the weekend. Thanks. Right shut it down. You got Kim Jong-Un just shooting off missiles. Uh-huh. Yeah, just going off. Yeah, he's firing it off.

They literally are having the world's best fourth of July. It's like, what the hell? Yeah, Kim Jong-Un is like, hey, cool. We can hit Alaska now. Yeah, it's like, what? Right. Yeah, so now they have it like that. I mean,

emergency meeting today. Yeah. Yeah, Trump's on a plane right now. Like, what are we going to do? We're worried about like, we got to take them out. Yeah, can we see that missile coming from, I don't know, a billion miles away and we can

swap that some bits on the air. I mean, we literally spent more money than God on defense. It's like if we can't shoot a crappy ass North Korean missile out of the air, then, oh my God, talk about

waste of money we did. Talk about what, what a bunch of doodles. Like, people are freaking out, but I'm like, how much money do we spend on defense? I mean, we should be

we literally should be able to put up an iron dome over our country. No, what we need to do is we need to get, make a big hand, right? Big giant hand.

Yeah, bitch slaps me out of the air. No, just it's a big hand, right? And this big motorized hand comes out of the ocean, right?

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