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Garage Logic

7/31 HR 1: Joe and the staff calculate their C.I./Socialism and toilet paper?

Garage Logic

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4.73.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The entire staff calculates their own Cylinder Index. Joe admits that his has taken a hit over recent years. Rookie accuses him of being a minimalist. Rookie does better than he thinks. To show how socialism does not work, Joe uses toilet paper as an example of how it fails.

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0:00.0

Garage Logic, broadcasting live from the office of the mayor above the

0:04.6

boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake. Featuring the rookie on production,

0:08.7

Chris Revers, vice president of social media, and John Height in the newsroom.

0:13.5

Now the Fireworks Commissioner, Flashlight King, and keeper of common sense,

0:18.5

your mayor, Joe Sushire.

0:21.0

Commencing Garage Logic, send men to the upper line.

0:30.0

What a gorgeous day. We've had a strange episode. We really have. Really have.

0:43.2

85 joules.

0:45.0

Now you got to help this guy out.

0:46.4

Who you are, the director of social media or hired or somebody.

0:51.2

Okay.

0:52.2

Uh,

0:53.3

Kelsey from David Nestle.

0:56.7

I tried to submit my sportscaster audio clip on the website Sunday night, but the

1:01.0

interweb was not cooperating. I emailed at Monday morning explaining what

1:05.1

happened to promotions there at the station, but she said they could not budge on

1:08.6

the rules. My clip took several takes and is really good.

1:14.0

The promotions department that would be Elizabeth, right?

1:17.2

I guess has it on email. Can someone give it a listen and fit it in for submission?

1:23.5

It's too good of a take to not be entered. Let's help this guy out and play it.

1:29.0

Can you arrange to get it from Elizabeth?

1:31.4

I can, I can see what I can do. Yeah.

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