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Would you do a nude cruise? Nope. All right. Here are the rules for a nude cruise. Would you do a nude cruise if they paid you? Yeah. How long do you have to be nude? A whole cruise. Here's a deal. You're a lot to be nude. I think it would get easier as time went on. Yeah. If everybody was naked? Well, if I'm getting paid, that's fine because everyone else has to deal with it. It's not like. I don't know anybody on the cruise. You will by the time that's over. Yeah. The passengers, okay, there are no bare butts allowed on any surfaces in the public spaces.

Rather, fresh towels are plenty.

That means there's a bunch of turd towels hanging out there, too, for that matter.

And readily available to slip under a sunbed when emerging from the pool.

Okay.

Lendog has told us that before.

That's the common nudist rule.

Like you take a towel to sit on.

You don't put your bare ass on anything.

And the nude cruise, whether you can eat naked.

The cruise's liner's website says,

self-serve buffet is a clothes-free area.

They get a pee guard and a sneeze guard, apparently.

However, clothing is required for all meals taken in the dining rooms, but you can wear a bathrobe. Okay. I guess they don't want a bunch of naked people sitting around. Maybe, you know what, they don't want the waiters to deal with that probably. It's probably some sort of health code violation. it's still eating so it must not be you know

they probably don't want the waiters saying

ah I try to see this crap you're gonna get airborne

pubs and you know they've floating into somebody else

that's a great bad name the airborne pubs man

is that a hair in my spaghetti

passengers can roam freely

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