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We have 12 years left to cut emissions by at least 50%, if not more.

And if everyone who wants to make a joke about that, you may laugh, but your grandkids will not.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, very concerned about the weather.

No matter what the weather, it's you and me together.

AOC, not the sharpest bulb in the constellation.

Bomp, bomp, bomp.

Ah, yes.

A very happy Wednesday to you and to everyone in the Clinton household,

as Hillary Clinton once again has to peel her face up from the floor

and the pool of dried vomit in which she wakes up every Wednesday with an empty one-gallon

cardboard box of cheap New Zealand chardonnay next to her secret service agents standing over her

their knuckles on their hips shaking their heads so sad so sad not really. It's kind of funny, but never mind that.

Now, I was just telling a story here in the studio that I said, you know, I should share that story on the radio.

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