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Armstrong & Getty On Demand

7/26/18 A&G Hr. 3 They Must Have a Dessert!

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

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Daily News, News, Society & Culture

4.63.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Within this episode of The Armstrong & Getty Show, Jack & Joe experience both a realization and an epiphany. Some may that that's redundant--but who cares! Plus, why do prisoners need a dessert?

Transcript

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0:00.0

So the X games were on ESPN 2 over the weekend that was like motorcross jumping, skateboarding,

0:28.0

and BMX tricks. And my son is so into that. And he watched it. So now in the afternoon,

0:34.2

he's been out in the shop setting up ramps and seeing how far I can jump in all this

0:37.4

different stuff. I really think we're headed to the hospital emergency room at some point.

0:41.6

Time to meet a nice orthopedic doctor. Yeah, you don't need all those teeth. It's

0:46.6

right a passage. Coming up the liberal ninth circuit court with a major pro second amendment

0:53.2

decision. Also, New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman takes a strong whack at the

0:58.2

president. On the plus side, Friedman is a highly respected commentator. On the minus

1:03.6

side, he quotes Arnold Freak and Schwarzenegger. So of that much more to come. What do you think

1:10.6

is the most banned song by brides at their weddings this year since we also have a great

1:17.2

land of the free my ass story. Most banned song by brides. The brides say you're not

1:22.8

playing that at our wedding. I'm trying to remember if my bride band any songs was long

1:26.6

time ago. I'll tell you we did. And then the DJ played all kinds of that stuff, but it

1:30.4

was late in the evening. And I was talking to people and I thought, what is he doing?

1:33.4

But I never said anything. All kinds of crap. I didn't want to hear it my wedding. But

1:37.7

anyway, number one song that the the the the the the brides say, no way. Don't play the

1:41.3

chicken dance. I don't want the chicken dance. But it's just too bad. I like the chicken

1:44.2

dance. Everybody enjoys the chicken dance. Everybody but it keeps picky brides. Particularly

1:53.8

good for old people and kids. Yeah. What is it with you, brides? You don't want the kids

1:58.2

to have a good time. First of all, there are no kids coming. Thank you for that. So

2:04.6

I'm going to do this story. And I know what my initial reaction was, but my initial

2:10.1

reaction was wrong. And makes me a bad person. But you realized that which makes you a good

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