From the new words category, cool word update, regular felony. That's push mentioned. That's when Todd and I drove out of the school zone with that weed in the truck years ago. We were just, that was a regular felony. Yeah, no enhanced sentencing after that. So we'll call that a regular felony. Our buddy Austin Anderson with us. I'm sure he was close to a felony at one point in his life. He's done some crazy stuff. To the felonies.

We talked about

spending time in jail. Have you spent any time in jail?

Oh yeah. Yeah? Once? Twice?

Three times. Four times? Twice.

For what? For what, man? Failure to appear?

Um, device. Okay. Oh, you're

too. No, but they were both dropped. Okay. Oh, you're too.

No, but they were both dropped. I should not have went to jail. I should not like. Why would they both drop because you were just close to borderline? Or did you get a lawyer and talk it down to reckless drive? Yeah, I was in South Dakota. Okay. I got a 0.08. Okay. I was actually with Richard at the time,

and then they breathalized him to see if he could take my keys.

He blew it .07. I got a 0.08. I was actually with Richard at the time,

and then they breathalized him to see if he could take my keys.

He blew a 0.07.

I'm like, can we wait five minutes?

Yeah.

This is insane, but that was on New Year's.

Yeah, it was a whole thing.

But 0.08, that's a truck driver.

You're fine.

It's not legal.

I even said to him, I said, we did it. And he's like, no, it's 0.08 and above. You're going to jail. I'm like, what? Yeah, you just hit the threshold. Yeah. Took me away. 45 minute drive through the Arctic of South Dakota. Well, then were you wonder by the time they took the official test at the station? Um, yeah, probably. They wouldn't let me go though. They're like, we can't let you go till Well, then, were you under by the time they took the official test at the station?

Yeah, probably. They wouldn't let me go, though. They're like, we can't let you go until, like, 1 p.m. the next day. Man, happy New Year. So I got a lawyer, and he went and just got it dropped. Jesus. And what was the second time? Will you point? Oh, that was the second time. The first time also in South Dakota. I don't know.

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