The reason I took a shower today is because I'll be flying. Yeah. And I'm reading something from Vice Magazine. By the way, you don't know where 9D is on a Delta flight, do you? No, you got a Delta Regional, right? Yeah, he had to pick your own seats. Is it two seats all the way back? I already picked my seat, so I don't know where I am in the pecking order.

Delta Comfort. Who gets booze? I'm pretty sure on that short flight, they don't give you anything. No, we got, well, years ago, we flew up to see the Vikings and Steelers. Remember that flight? We pretty much rode that whole plane. Yeah, but times have changed now. I know. They just served beer. we drank the whole time up there was crazy man just like that was like a half hour

flight we drank each two beers a piece Yeah, but times will change now. I know. They just served beer. We drank the whole time up.

It was crazy, man.

That was like a half hour of flight.

We drank each two beers apiece.

So this woman posts on Reddit.

She was flying for the first time in 15 years.

All right.

And she got flag at security after they scanned her groin area.

She had no piercings, no medical devices, pockets empty.

The culprit was her sweaty crotch.

Oh, wow.

So it's swamp ass, swamp crotch.

Will set it off.

How much?

We've all flown with some swamp ass, I'm sure.

Especially if you're walking around an airport with days.

Well, they have something called millimeter wave technology, or is in their wands.

How bad was she sopping, man?

Maybe she was just hot. It had to be pretty bad.

It's like super soft.

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