Former President Trump said in a new interview that he wants Taiwan to pay the U.S. for protection,

or else what, they sleep with the fishes?

Are you running for president or head of the Gambino crime family.

Ah yes, well, Joe Biden is kind of sleeping with the fishes in Delaware tonight, isn't he

had to leave, leaving Las Vegas yesterday.

He had to take the little baby steps and he barely made his

way up the steps because he's got the Wuhan. Old Lunch Bucket Joe he's got a

case of the Wuhan Red Death.

He had to call off that whole political thing.

And now the clock is beating out loud like Marissa Tome's biological clock, like this.

Tick, tick, tick, Joe Biden's much too long political career.

Where's Barack Obama?

You know, he's back there somewhere.

This is a Game of Thrones thing.

Barack Obama's back there and look out for Hillary Clinton.

She's still behind the curtain with a

blow dart gun looking for a clean shot at Biden's neck. He's not looking so

good but you know but Dr. Jill, she doesn't want to leave.

She likes the airplanes and the big White House and the security and all that good stuff.

She likes it a lot.

So I suspect that as Joe Biden is given the bums rush and they're dragging

him toward the door he's gonna dig his fingernails into the leather

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