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Some of y'all are criminals.

Yeah, there's a couple of emails there that that's just vandalism. Right. Destruction of property. Richard says, we did donuts on the golf course in Columbus. I assume they got on the golf course with a vehicle. Right. Ripped it up, pushed over porta-potties, blew up mailboxes with guns and explosives, all before the age of 18, and only got caught once.

Oh, the one where they, what was it, dumped a couple of gallons of paint on a car?

Yeah, that's just, that's destruction of property.

Yeah, vandalism. I mean, we've analyzed stuff when it came to soap and windows and throwing eggs, but and stealing pumpkins.

Dumping paint on a brand new Corvette is just pure dickishness.

Right.

My buddy Charlie, God rest his soul, the night before graduation, he and his buddy got onto the

football field of his high school and tore it up.

Just donuts all over the football field.

Of course they got caught and he was not allowed to graduate.

That's the U-Tan chieftains right there.

Right there.

They didn't, well, he actually had the credits to graduate.

Did they just not let him walk?

They let him walk?

I don't think he even got a diploma.

No, he had to go. I don't think he even got a diploma. No, he had to get it. I don't think he even cared. I know, but he had to get one. Legally, he... At that point, you completed it. He completed everything, right. I don't know. They can't say you didn't graduate, because you did graduate. They can say you can't come to the ceremony. They can say that. They can say that. But couldn't they expel you? And that'd be just a no graduation? But at that point, your senior year is already over. He's done the work. Yeah. You know, seniors always get out a week or so before graduation. Yeah, you know you're graduating at all by then. You're right, right. But I don't think he had any of them. How they not know they would find them? That town at that time was really small, you know? I don't think he had college aspirations. Well, he's still going to have your high school graduation for something. Of course somebody's going to rat you out. Right.

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