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🗓️ 16 July 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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0:37.6 | And this is what it says. |
0:39.1 | This guy looks like a fat Ryan Gosling. |
0:46.1 | Don't clap or do. |
0:49.3 | I don't know how I feel about it, okay? |
0:52.3 | There are two ways to take that if you're me. Okay? The positive way would be, oh, that's kind of nice. Maybe if I ate a little healthier and got some exercise, I could get mistaken for an A-less celebrity. I don't ever read it like that. I never once read it like that. The way I read it is like, guys, you know Ryan Gosling? Well, picture he just gave up. |
1:12.6 | I'm talking. |
1:14.3 | I'm talking 20-year cheat day. |
1:19.5 | Then he got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction to peanuts. |
1:22.5 | That's the kind of vibes. |
1:26.0 | It's the name of the special. |
1:27.8 | Fat Ryan and here to tell us how you can get hold of that special. |
1:31.3 | Is everybody Josh Sneed? |
1:32.6 | Hi, Josh. |
1:33.4 | Morning. |
1:34.2 | Boys. |
1:35.3 | Good morning. |
1:36.4 | I'm looking right now. |
1:37.7 | I mean, I've known you. |
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