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🗓️ 15 July 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, you can't do that here. |
0:01.3 | But the sign says, you pull it. |
0:02.8 | That's not what that means. |
0:04.7 | So you want to pull it for me that? |
0:06.6 | Okay then. |
0:07.5 | You Pullet has thousands of vehicles just waiting for you to pull the parts and save big over buying new parts. |
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0:25.1 | and in Lincoln, just off 70th and Cornhusker. |
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0:44.0 | Stream the show live every morning. over to tn tn t radyoempyr.com and fire up the earbuds this is the todd and tyler radio empire you go to youtube videos of me for as long as i've been doing |
0:50.1 | stand-up and go through the comments section you will see a comment repeated for my entire career |
0:55.2 | and this is what it says this guy looks like a fat ryan gosling don't clap or do i don't know how i feel about it |
1:08.6 | okay there are two ways to take that if you're me. |
1:13.2 | Okay? |
1:13.8 | The positive way would be, oh, that's kind of nice. |
1:17.2 | Maybe if I ate a little healthier and got some exercise, |
1:19.9 | I could get mistaken for an A-list celebrity. |
1:21.8 | I don't ever read it like that. |
1:23.4 | I never once read it like that. |
1:25.8 | The way I read it is like, guys, you know Ryan Gosling? |
1:28.4 | Well, picture he just gave up. |
1:30.3 | I'm talking. |
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