This month, I celebrated my day 365 a womanhood, and Bud Light sent me possibly the best gift ever, a can with my face on it.

A face with your can on it? A can with your face on it?

Dylan Mulvaney, who helped make $27 billion disappear, heck of a task, fled the United States of America to Peru in South America because America was no longer safe.

Posted a video, lots of media because that's the universe we live in, thanks to the left.

Well, Dylan Mulvaney reappeared back in the United States, I guess it's safe again after a few days had some therapeutic meetings with Shaman, a Shaman down in Peru.

My recommendation the other day was that maybe Dylan Mulvaney should come out and promote cocaine, thus cutting cocaine use in half around the world.

He has an established track record here of success.

And you can see Costco, the really big box store at Costco, looks like they're going to stop carrying Bud Light.

They put the Death Star, Costco has what they call a Death Star, and if they've got something there on the shelves or on the display floor, and they're going to stop carrying it, and they say, this is the last batch of this stuff we're going to have.

They apparently put a Death Star on the product and Death Star spotted on Bud Light at Costco, which indicates that Costco is going to stop carrying Bud Light because the product is not moving, product is not moving.

It's crazy out there, isn't it? Well, happy Friday to you and welcome.

We are at 888-630-9625, 888-630-9625, is the telephone number here, and we've got a panoplay, a veritable cornucopia of Democrat party lunacy.

We've got John Kerry, we played the John Kerry audio yesterday when he was asked in a hearing, he's going to change the climate by flying around on small jets by himself because, and not always small jets because he bragged yesterday.

That most of the time he flies on US military aircraft, which doubtless is going to be one of the 757 aircraft from the 89th airlift wing at Andrews outside of Washington, D.C., you know, which cabinet secretaries use, and even though he's not really a cabinet secretary, they're treating him like he's a cabinet secretary.

He used to be a cabinet secretary. He's talking about failing up, this guy has failed up so many times, but he was asked yesterday, we played some of the audio from the hearing yesterday.

Well, you fly around on a private jet telling people to reduce their carbon footprint. Don't you think that you should wear clown makeup? I'm paraphrasing the question.

He's a no, no, no bolt neck is his nickname people call him bolt neck because he looks so much like Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster, but and he scares people at Halloween time in particular, but all year long, really.

And he said, and then congressman, who was it, Michael Andy Biggs, that was pushing, oh, I apologize, Michael Waltz, it was Michael Waltz, who was pushing John Kerry.

And so you don't fly around on a private jet. I've never owned a jet. I've never personally owned a jet. And he said, well, my, well, my wife, my wife, you know, jet, she had a, you know, a plane, a really nice, great plane, but, but that what does that have to do with anything?

I'm very important. People like me need to fly private. And sometimes we need to fly on our own airliners, you know, he, he didn't earn it, but he didn't marry it because he married Teresa Heinz, Teresa Heinz, who's the widow of late Senator John Heinz, who was the owner of and the heir to the Heinz food fortune. It's not just catch up and pickles. It goes way beyond that.

And in fact, I looked it up today, because that's what I do. I look stuff up. And I have this internet. Have you seen this internet? It's pretty good. And turns out that John Kerry's wife, the estimates vary, but a very recent news report said that her net worth is about $1.2 billion, $1.2 billion, and that the family, they're all at each other's throats and they hate each other and they don't talk to each other because, you know, money can be, can be difficult.

You know, when you have too much of it or or too little of it, those are the two circumstances in which money can be problematic, too little money, problematic, too much money, less of a problem, but still a problem nonetheless.

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