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I don't think we'd ever should ever shake hands ever again, to be honest with you.

Not only would it be good to prevent coronavirus disease, it probably would decrease the incidence

of influenza dramatically in this country.

Ah, yes, Anthony Fauci is saying that we as a civilization on planet Earth would never

shake hands again.

He also was asked whether there would ever be a time when we would be able to stop wearing

masks on airplanes.

And he said he thought not, no, he thought that there would never be a time when we would

stop wearing surgical masks or whatever on airplanes.

And he said that we would never shake hands again.

Civilization would move on from shaking hands because of the Wuhan Red Death.

Which came from the Wuhan Institute of Virology in Wuhan, China, which is where Chairman Mao

had that photo op where he swam across the river to show how strong he was in a propaganda.

But that was Fauci, and all over my neighborhood, I think most of the Fauci signs had been taken

down from the front yards and the front windows.

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