Hello friends! Hello everyone! Episode 699.

Yes! Oh my gosh! I love the nice even number! We're so close! So close to the lucky number seven! Yes! Oh that is! Oh! But you know what they say? Seven-year-ich! We've already made a pass that way. Yeah, at least we have made a pass the seven-year mark. Yeah, so hopefully... Are you feeling itchy? No, not at all! Okay! I'm going anywhere. Again, my longest relationship.

It's going to be... Like long- longest relationship in my mind. I was like, yeah, I should be buried next to Susie. Like that. It should be in the same like... Which then made me think I was just having a conversation with somebody the other day. I can't remember who it was. They were talking about burial practices in New Orleans. Mm-hmm.

And they said that they visited some... Like they went to a cemetery to visit a relative or something like that. And I... She told me this and I was like, I feel like I didn't... So I did no background research. This is just word of mouth heard this. They say that like when you... Because it's under the sea level, under sea level. That's what you call that.

They can't bury the bodies in the same way. So they put them in these like sarcophagus, like tomb things in the walls. But then you can pay to have it maintained for forever. But some people don't. So you could see some are like... Brand Sparkling, Spank and New. And other ones are just crumbling. And then once like it decays enough, they just put a new body on top!

In the wall? Yes, I said. And they said it was really stinky. Because I bet there's something about like not being able to use certain... Embalming techniques or something. I don't know.

Were you guys high at the time? Definitely not. But I mean... I just check in. Yeah. Because it sounds like the type of conversation two stoneers would have. It totally does sound like that. No. I might have been stoned, but my friend was not.

It kind of makes sense though, because New Orleans does have a lot of like wacky, like you do spooktastic stuff. You know, you can do like cemetery tours and stuff.

Because they just love like ghosts and weirdness. It feels very haunted. Yeah. Well, I guess it feels very...

I guess it feels extra haunted if everyone's stinking up the joint with their dead rotting corpses. Yeah.

So she's like, if you get buried, make sure you pay to have maintenance because they will really do nothing.

Okay. Well, good to know. If you live in the New Orleans area, please tell us what we got wrong.

Because I have a sneaking so much of this guaranteed so much of this is wrong. I kind of love it though.

100% dead bodies. We're really kicking it off with the darn shit. What do we know? Getting spooky.

I do have an update for you from... Do you remember? I think it was last episode, maybe a few ago. I said just blurred it out, but a piece of the sun broke off.

No. No. I blocked it out. And you're like Sarah. What do you mean? A piece of the sun?

And I said, yeah, a piece of the sun broke off. It was either this on this show or things we got wrong.

It was... No. Maybe it was with Jeff. No, definitely here because I remember you being like, that's ridiculous.

Okay, okay, okay. I'll take your word for it. And it really did happen. But I wanted to be more specific and give you the actual details.

So it's... You know, we've been hearing about all these like, like, Arctic vortexes and like, you know, rivers that have been happening in like California with the rain and everything.

This is something similar in a way that happens on the sun called a polar vortex. And it was material from the northern prominence of the sun.

Just because it's like a big gas blob and everything. But material from the sun broke off away from the main part of the sun.

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