Hi, this is T.J. Miller and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour, unless you're not listening and you're just watching it, which doesn't make any sense at all. What is up, friends?

And welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined, as always, by a man who has just been mugged for his pants

and underwear, and his response is just wagging his boner around in front of us.

That's Jeff Clark.

What's up, everyone?

And, beaming to us from the underworld, the bearded booger-eating specter known as

Shuddy boy.

You!

Yeah, baby, we are here once again, coming at you from Pooh HQ.

With some breaking news hot off the presses.

That's right.

I have finally been given permission to promote the Texas showing of the second coming of John Cooper.

That's right.

Anybody who lives in Austin, you have a chance, a very rare chance to be one of the few to see this movie in a theater.

And you can do so as a part of the comedy film festival in Austin, Texas.

Austin, baby, I know we got some Puminati out there.

Let's get weird.

Why did they make you hold off on announcing it?

What was there?

Because the notification date was close to South by Southwest,

which also takes place in Austin.

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