#699 Measles are good for the body... for the people

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: We touch base with Tony's dumpster fucker friend and I think we also touched on goth fashion and doorman etiquette .

PLUS: We check out a Measles Death Cult in Texas made up of mennonite anti-vaxxers who allowed their daughter to die of the preventable illness. We consider the parents' claim that "there's too much negativity and stuff" and muse about how to get americans to take their shots.

FINALLY: ICE kidnaps MAGA man's immigrant wife and he says "thank you, sir!" and the comment section wonders why this guy was so stupid as to think he's allowed to live with his wife in the first place

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Music:

Caribou - Melody Day

Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag

Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, like my dumb ass left my, um, left my glasses in a golf cart yesterday.
0:05.9	But it's like, oh, but I was, but I was golfing.
0:08.0	So, you know, who cares?
0:11.9	Can't complain.
0:13.2	But you, you lost him?
0:15.1	I got him back.
0:15.9	I just had to, yeah, I just had to call him.
0:17.7	I went, went back to get him this morning.
0:19.7	Last night I had to be the cool guy with sunglasses at work again, which is funny.
0:26.4	That's just, you just tell him, no, I'm a door guy.
0:29.9	This is normal for us.
0:31.9	Yeah.
0:32.5	I actually did get some compliments, which I didn't really expect.
0:36.1	Compliments on your glasses.
0:37.3	On the sunglasses, yeah.
0:38.7	Those were all sarcastic.
0:40.2	They were all mocking you.
0:41.2	I know.
0:42.5	One guy was like, he's like a kind of regular, but he doesn't, he's not quite guaranteed to get in, get in for sure.
0:49.1	Like if there's not that regular.
0:51.8	Like if he's, if he's there, it's fine, but he can't like bring somebody with them kind of thing, you know.
0:56.0	Okay.
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