698 - Never Go Full Tang
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2022
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
On this week's show:
* Orb relapse
* Tom borrowing a BDMs 4-wheeler
* Weed pills & peanut M&Ms
* Murdering coward
* Dan flushed his toot pen down the toilet
* Never go full Tang
* Seth's gym almost caught on fire
* Seth flipped out on an AC guy
* Generation butt
* Maisie's voice caricatures
* Tom making fun of a listener wearing his mom's Crocs
* Chirp fishing
* World Cup Santa Claus
* Popcorn making
* Flakey people
* Arizona coach fired
* Todd Chrisley case
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by. Secured roofing and solar. They were advertisers and sponsors of our bad of business beer fest. It was nice to have them out there, right? Yeah, man. And we'll give you the number to the owner's son. His name is Jake. His number is 407, 4038038. You could text or call him for any of your roofing needs, whether you need a roofing inspection. Obviously, if you go to securedroofing and solar.com, you could go enter your information. You can get a free roof inspection and have some professional tell you if you, you know, if you're going to need a new roof, if there's damage from the storms. |
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| 1:13.1 | It's securedroofing and solar.com. |
| 1:15.6 | Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. |
| 1:18.1 | Mmm, turkey and dressing and pie and cake. |
| 1:22.8 | And fruit salad and whipped cream and cranberries. |
| 1:25.9 | Gee, I can hardly wait. Me too. |
| 1:30.6 | Well, you know, children, we've had a lot of expenses this month, and, well, your father and I thought that, |
| 1:38.4 | well, the truth of the matter is, there just won't be any turkey this year. |
| 1:43.7 | Gotty! Got Ha! Gotty! |
| 1:45.7 | Gotty! |
| 1:46.6 | Ha! ha! |
| 1:48.1 | Oh! |
| 1:52.2 | Whoa! |
| 1:54.4 | Whoa! |
| 1:56.2 | Hello. |
| 1:57.6 | This is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 2:03.6 | We hope that you will find our presentation precise. |
| 2:08.1 | Joke heavy and just right. |
| 2:11.5 | Thanks. |
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