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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

698 - Never Go Full Tang

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show:

* Orb relapse

* Tom borrowing a BDMs 4-wheeler

* Weed pills & peanut M&Ms

* Murdering coward

* Dan flushed his toot pen down the toilet

* Never go full Tang

* Seth's gym almost caught on fire

* Seth flipped out on an AC guy

* Generation butt

* Maisie's voice caricatures

* Tom making fun of a listener wearing his mom's Crocs

* Chirp fishing

* World Cup Santa Claus

* Popcorn making

* Flakey people

* Arizona coach fired

* Todd Chrisley case

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1:15.6

tomorrow thanksgiving

1:19.1

turkey and dressing and pie and cake and fruit's down and whipped cream and

1:25.0

cranberries jeez I can hardly wait me too well you know children we've had a

1:32.1

lot of expenses this month and well your father and I thought that

1:38.7

well the truth of the matter is there just won't be any turkey this year

1:43.9

got me got me

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