698. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Jason's in Los Angeles. We chat about having sex with skaters, Jason likes Joe Budden Podcast now, Chris drove his wife to the airport, that thing where people tie the dog leash around their waist, sex while pregnant, Bowen XCX on SNL, Nobody Wants This on Netflix, Chris watched the Ellen special, Did Lana Del Rey and Swamp Dick (non-derogatory) sign a prenup? Would it kill Sally Rooney to write a couple of fatties in? When the neighbor homie gets a drone, and the girls who threw soup on a painting will do more time than Diddy. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone I'm back in Glendale. It's a beautiful Sunday. The house smells like
0:21.5	bacon the windows are open the dogs are yelping yeah
0:25.6	they bark when your ass comes in I'm getting the full them jeans experience today yeah
0:29.6	these dogs will bark at any straight man. Is that true?
0:33.0	Oh yeah.
0:34.0	Even just walking by on the sidewalk.
0:35.0	Now who trained them to do that?
0:36.0	You or your wife?
0:37.0	I don't know.
0:38.0	I think they inherited it through osmosis.
0:40.0	I mean, because neither of us, my wife and I both love straight guys sure
0:45.6	The thing about us is I always I think I've told you just before I'm not going to mention names but I have a friend who's
0:52.4	Had a dog forever and the dog would only bark at skateboarders, male skateboarders.
1:00.0	Yeah, that's a common thing.
1:01.6	And that, but it felt, especially if you
1:03.8	thought you were gonna go a different way when you said that.
1:05.5	But if you live in the East Village, that's necessary.
1:08.4	Like if you're across, if you're near Tompkins
1:10.3	and your dog doesn't bark at skaters,
1:12.0	your chick might get shows.
1:13.2	Yeah, I think there's some people that have dogs like Bryn, for example,
1:16.8	where she's trained her dog to bark at skaters,
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