697: Weight of the Candy Pig
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
4.8 • 11K Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2025
⏱️ 105 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Happy 4th of July Eve, everybody thinks the 4th of July happened on the 4th of July. |
| 0:05.5 | We all know the real 4th of July happened on the 3rd of July, and they celebrated on the 4th of July. |
| 0:11.0 | So technically this is the 4th of July, even though it's the 3rd of July. |
| 0:15.0 | So happy 4th of July, everybody. |
| 0:18.2 | You are listening or watching the DTFH. And boy, oh boy, what an exciting |
| 0:27.8 | celebration. I'm sure many of you have planned for tomorrow. I am doing so much. We are |
| 0:35.9 | barbecuing a pig. The kids are going to slaughter the pig on their own. |
| 0:41.6 | We're going to do it patriotic style. AR-15s. The pigs will be released into the yard. |
| 0:50.1 | They get to choose which pig they want. I try to get the same kind of weight of the pig to make sure that, you know, |
| 0:56.2 | I don't want them to, like, it would suck if they took out, like, a smaller pig. |
| 1:01.4 | Though I do think on generally any given pig there's going to be enough meat to feed the family. |
| 1:06.7 | But I want them to take out a big old pig. |
| 1:10.0 | So we're going to release the pigs. |
| 1:12.4 | We have put candy in the pig's bellies. |
| 1:17.1 | So it's going to be pig. |
| 1:20.1 | We're going to harvest the pig, as they say. |
| 1:23.6 | And then we're going to do a pinata situation. |
| 1:26.5 | Isn't that cool? |
| 1:27.1 | Because the bats tenderized the meat. Boom. They're going to do a pinata situation. Isn't that cool? Because the bats tenderized the meat. |
| 1:29.8 | Boom. |
| 1:30.4 | They're going to be so surprised because all these beautiful patriotic candies are going to fall out. |
| 1:37.2 | And, you know, you've got some Iranian candies in there, too. |
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