697 - Axe to the Taint

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2022

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Thanks for being here, guys!

Short notes but long show! And Tom and I will see you at tomorrow's "Bad at Business Beerfest!" - d

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On this week's show:

* FCC still fining people

* Brendan's new neighbors

* Axe the taint

* Armored fights in Baldwin

* Tapeworms

* Man kicked out of EPCOT

* Last Radioshack

* Tie dye shirts

* Balls falling asleep

* Panini cards

* Renaming dogs

* Max's cross-country football game

* Snowing in football

* Wheelchair for Christmas

* Doll Munchausen

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T&d

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1:39.0	Hello.
1:43.4	This is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
2:27.0	We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke know, I'm Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
2:35.0	Hey, it is another, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan.
2:36.0	I am Dan.
2:36.9	I'm Tom.
2:42.0	Samantha, our fearless and sometimes fearful, producer, is here.
2:43.0	No in between.
2:43.9	No in between.
2:46.3	It's either brave or out the door.
2:52.1	On the couch, bringing us all that happens in the Orlando area.
2:59.0	You may know him now as the new guest host of the Jim Colbert show.
3:04.6	You may know him from bungalower and the bus heard on Real Radio 104.1.
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