#694 Why does keeping an eye on volcanoes require travel expenses? (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river.

Why can't we just let the fishing industry and volcano industry pay for these services if they're so great...

PLUS: Alex talks with a MAGA guy struggling to get a passport who is convinced that cutting funding to the USPS will help speed up the process.

AND: It's bird flu time, baby. How come it only affects the animals we eat the most??? And then how come it also affects other animals once we notice it didn't affect them?? What the hell is going on!!!!!!!

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0:00.0	from this is the will never support Joe Biden Facebook group.
0:07.3	And it's been, you know, it's kind of like your sore winner at this point.
0:11.1	Like no, you know, nobody can support Joe Biden anymore.
0:15.2	You beat him. You beat him to death, you know.
0:17.8	There's no reason. There's nothing to support anymore.
0:19.9	He's dead, right? There's no reason. There's nothing to support anymore. He's dead, right?
0:23.2	He's just gone.
0:26.6	Yeah, I'm trying to think if I've seen him.
0:28.5	He's probably, oh my God, dude.
0:30.0	Yeah, it's going to be like the queen.
0:31.5	We're not going to see him for three weeks until they announce his death.
0:35.3	He just, he's disappeared.
0:38.0	He,
0:42.8	you think he's doing like the Bush senior thing of like secret hospital visits?
0:44.3	He's, hopefully he's like,
0:45.6	hopefully he's like doing like a deprivation chamber,
0:50.1	but it's young people's blood he's floating in to reinvigorate him.
0:55.3	Totally. And then he's something like that that reverts back to a much stronger more virile caveman like form hopefully
1:02.7	he's getting his buckel fat removed getting some transfusions dude i do if if you tried to suckchle fat out of him, I think he would turn inside out.
1:15.5	Yeah.
1:16.2	I don't think there's anything there.
1:18.7	That's how you create a black hole.
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