694 - Tulkun King (1/2/23)

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4.6 • 9.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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It’s finally time to return to Pandora: we review Avatar: The Way of Water. James Cameron expands and improves on his otherworldly saga of colonization and resistance in about every conceivable way, including revolutionary whale violence, CRAB MECHS, and competing visions of eternal life, one blessed & one damned. Saddle up your Skimwing and join us once again in this consciousness-raising blockbuster fantasy world of blue guys. Tickets for the Hell on Earth launch show/party @ Littlefield in NYC 1/20/23 here: https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=479703214227

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0:00.0	Essentially, get ready to fly after 15 minutes
0:06.6	for the 25.
0:13.7	Hello everybody, we are back.
0:37.2	It is Monday, January 2nd, 2023.
0:42.1	We have a happy new year, but it is time for us to kick off the new year the right way.
0:51.2	That is right.
0:52.2	It is time for us to talk about what really matters.
0:55.9	Probably the most important thing that has happened last year or has happened this
1:00.0	century.
1:01.2	And we will continue to happen as time advances forward.
1:04.5	That is right.
1:05.5	It is time for us to do the way of water.
1:10.4	I would just like to begin by saying, listener, is there any of you out there who doubted Big
1:17.0	Box Office Jim?
1:18.8	Is there anyone left on the planet Earth who has any doubt about Big Box Office Jim?
1:25.0	Box Office Jim cannot be doubted.
1:27.2	The haters have been conclusively silent and that Avatar, both Avatar 1, Avatar the way
1:33.4	of water and the next bunch of Avatar movies that he is currently working on are not to be
1:38.7	doubted.
1:39.7	They are to be embraced as the paradigm shift in humanity that they represent.
1:45.1	There is some bitch ass hater that is talking to after Avatar, Wavewater's opening weekend
1:50.8	where he was saying, oh, they missed expectations.
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