693: You're Your Parents' Fault

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The DTFH investigates the dark social depravity of twinship.

Dallas family! Duncan will be there for one night only! June 20th at Hyena's Comedy Night Club, doors open at 9:30pm, show starts at 10:30pm. Click here to get your tickets!

And Forth Worth family! Duncan's coming to your city too, June 21st at Hyena's Comedy Night Club (they have one too!). Click here to get your tickets for the Fort Worth date.

This episode is brought to you by:

Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.
Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals wants to help you escape the matrix of stress and reconnect with the earth’s ancient wisdom—go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN20 for 20% off your first order of Amanita Muscaria Capsules!
Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, hello, those of you who are here, it's me, Duncan, and it's great to see you here,
0:08.3	the DTF Live. I had a huge revelation on the way over here. Big, big epiphany, which is,
0:17.0	I'm always going to be late. And I don't know how I've tricked myself into thinking I'm going to be on time for these
0:24.5	or any of the things I do online, but I have.
0:27.4	And what that does is it produces a lot of anxiety for me.
0:31.8	So all this insane guilt comes exploding into my brain.
0:38.9	Like, you can't even imagine what it's like.
0:40.8	It's the most neurotic, insane reaction to being late to anything.
0:46.5	Like, I mean, it's probably the same feeling a doctor as when their patient begins to die on the table. It's that. That's how my brain reacts
0:56.5	to being late. And whenever you have a thing like that inside of you, you can be certain that
1:03.2	this was implanted in you by one of your parents, guaranteed. And I hate it when people
1:08.7	blame shit on their parents, but you have to, your DNA, your eye color, all of it. It's your. And I hate it when people blame shit on their parents, but you have to.
1:11.2	Your DNA, your eye color, all of it. It's your parents' fault. Your mom, let me explain
1:16.6	something to you as we're gearing up to go here. Your mom and your dad, they cross paths one day.
1:27.1	You maybe know the story. Maybe you don't. you maybe know the story maybe you don't i do know the story
1:31.2	your mom one night was just kind of sitting at her apartment and she was watching tv and a hot dog
1:42.6	commercial came on and your mom saw that commercial and said to
1:46.3	herself, God damn, I want to suck some big fat cock tonight. I need to find a big old dick.
1:54.1	And so your mom went out to this dive bar she used to go to whatever she wanted to bang or get banged down.
2:01.9	And your dad was in there just hammered.
2:04.8	He'd been day drinking and his eyes were blurry from drinking so much
2:09.8	and from undiagnosed diabetes.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 5 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Duncan Trussell Family Hour, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Duncan Trussell Family Hour and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.