Hello, hello, those of you who are here, it's me, Duncan, and it's great to see you here,

the DTF Live. I had a huge revelation on the way over here. Big, big epiphany, which is,

I'm always going to be late. And I don't know how I've tricked myself into thinking I'm going to be on time for these

or any of the things I do online, but I have.

And what that does is it produces a lot of anxiety for me.

So all this insane guilt comes exploding into my brain.

Like, you can't even imagine what it's like.

It's the most neurotic, insane reaction to being late to anything.

Like, I mean, it's probably the same feeling a doctor as when their patient begins to die on the table. It's that. That's how my brain reacts

to being late. And whenever you have a thing like that inside of you, you can be certain that

this was implanted in you by one of your parents, guaranteed. And I hate it when people

blame shit on their parents, but you have to, your DNA, your eye color, all of it. It's your. And I hate it when people blame shit on their parents, but you have to.

Your DNA, your eye color, all of it. It's your parents' fault. Your mom, let me explain

something to you as we're gearing up to go here. Your mom and your dad, they cross paths one day.

You maybe know the story. Maybe you don't. you maybe know the story maybe you don't i do know the story

your mom one night was just kind of sitting at her apartment and she was watching tv and a hot dog

commercial came on and your mom saw that commercial and said to

herself, God damn, I want to suck some big fat cock tonight. I need to find a big old dick.

And so your mom went out to this dive bar she used to go to whatever she wanted to bang or get banged down.

And your dad was in there just hammered.

He'd been day drinking and his eyes were blurry from drinking so much

and from undiagnosed diabetes.

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