# 693 - Jordan Jensen Has Hot Cousin Energy

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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I sit down with comedian, Jordan Jenson to talk about having 3 lesbian moms, B-2 Jets, putting our dog down, what kind of girlfriend she is, and much more! Follow Jordan IG: https://www.instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstop Check out her new special “Take Me With You” on Netflix! The Permission to Party World Tour starts September 18th! Go to https://www.bertbertbert.com/#tour2 for tickets! --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/bertcast! #trueclassicpod Tempo - For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://TempoMeals.com/BERTCAST. BetterHelp - Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert Helix Sleep - Go to https://helixsleep.com/bert for 25% Off Sitewide. Ridge Wallet - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code BERTCAST at https://ridge.com/BERTCAST #Ridgepod Lucy Goods - Visit https://Lucy.co/bertcast and use promo code BERTCAST to get 20% off your first order. Check out Cigars International and use my code BERT for a great deal: https://www.cigarsinternational.com --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Out of all the women I've had sex with, I've only had sex with six.
0:03.3	I probably...
0:04.4	Wait, whoa, what?
0:05.5	Yeah.
0:06.9	What?
0:07.6	Yeah.
0:07.9	You've only had sex with six women?
0:09.3	Yeah.
0:10.7	Me too.
0:16.4	Canada, you were absolutely perfect this time of year.
0:18.8	That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival.
0:21.1	Vancouver, September 12th. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Forge and Feemister, and Derek St. Strupe. Get your tickets at burp, burt, burt, burt.com. I'll see you there. The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois. the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert, burt.com to get your lowest ticket price. You were talking to Nick Mullen about podcasting, and he was like, I feel like, I'm not funny anymore. Yeah. He was like, Comtown was funny. Comtown was so funny. Comtown was so funny. Comtown was fucking hysterical. I wonder, why do you think that happens in podcasting is that it turns into this like hang where people feel like they know you? We just met each other for the first time. Yeah. I feel like I know you. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. I mean, what I tried to tell Mullen on the pod was I was like,
1:15.5	it doesn't matter what, I mean, if you, Comtown blew up and made you a fortune because it was the one
1:22.3	funny one. All the rest of the ones were doing are ticket pushers so they can develop a parisocial
1:27.4	relationship with us.
1:29.0	And we get to, you know, plug our stuff and make some money off of it.
1:32.5	Is there something wrong with that?
1:34.2	Well, that's what I was asking with him.
1:36.5	I don't think so.
1:37.6	I mean, my solo pod is like philosophy base.
1:41.2	Like I can just get deep in the weeds with people, which I like.
1:44.5	Yeah.
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